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is it beef?
We were so worried about the robots waging war on us, we didn’t even consider them waging war on each other.
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and the #1:
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Let dogs and cats sniff… Just let them fhcnking sniff… They love it
animals be sniffing
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am 100% sure he has actually said this
First flower ever grown in space bloomed today!
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@ninatastic why she do that
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i mean…it’s true but like…who says that??
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Goodbye Baudelaires
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what did frosty the snowman do other than come to life, do a little dance, then die
isn’t that all anyone ever does, really
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My weight is 1g.
僕の重さは1gだよ
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Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet
His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.
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